Ok, so you might have thought I got swallowed by a whale or something worse but, “deep breath”, I am alive and kicking. Since I have been MIA for the past, lets see, 4 months I will give you a quick update.

1. got married
2. moved
3. became an offical nurse
4. started my job at a Hospital

So yeah been sorta busy. So working with kidos gives me lots of good material for here. Now of course I could never use names. So the names and faces have been changed to protect the innocent. Now, as you would expect I am coming to the part where the title plays into my story. Once upon a time in a land not so far away I was taking care of a child who had an amazing ability to eat and never be full. When I woke him up in the morning he asked me for pudding that second. And asked me for a 2nd pudding as he finished his last bite on the first. We ordered his breakfast and he called me to his room, or I found him wander pantsless in the hall about every 7-19 minutes asking when his breakfast was coming. Then when it was time for morning play time he went with one of our staff downstairs to the lobby. This child had a tendency for wandering and found himself at the doughnut table. After a full breakfast, about 2 puddings and a snack he decided he was still hungry and impressivly swiped 2 doughnuts from the stands and managed to shove them in his mouth without anyone being able to stop him. How amazing really. So yeah, that is just one of my tales of wonder from this fantastic hospital. Tune in next week to hear more about what is going on. And yeah, be cool stay in school. Word.