Bow Crazy Jo “Ann”
Tuesday, October 10th, 2006Welcome to October. In true fall spirit and in the honor of our first fall in the new house we (mostly Rachel) decided to decorate the house for fall/Thanksgiving. I cut coupons out of the Sunday paper to JoAnn Fabrics and we were on our way. I was really searching for a cute fall wreathe for our back door. After looking at the selection available we decided to dare to be crafty and assemble our own super cool fall wreathe. So we picked up the different pieces and began putting together a pretty awesome wreathe. This lady, an employee stocking the shelf was totally spying on us. She came up to us after about a minute and said, “You need a bow.” (imagine a nazi tone with an old lady voice) She lead us to an isle with pretty fall ribbon and stood there until we awkwardly took some ribbon. She walked and away and we put it back because this wasn’t supposed to be a country living wreathe it was a super cool trendy wreath. Anyway, we were sorta intimated by her. She kept watching us and it seemed like she was following us down the isles spying if we had bought a stupid bow. So we went to the check out and as the girl was ringing us up one of the flowers didn’t have a price tag. She paged over the system, “Anne to the front for a price check.” At that point I was like, crud, she is going to see that we didn’t get a bow and she is going to make us buy one. Well she came and helped us out with the price and then said in that voice, “You didn’t buy a bow, did you?” and walked away. Needless to say we were cracking up in the parking lot and glad to have survived without a bow.












