The Walmart Experience
Today I had an experience that would only happen at Walmart during the holiday season. I bought something the other day and it ended up being broken so I thought I would just stop by on my way home from plainfield. I walked in from the cold after parking in the last row in the parking lot (that should have been my first clue that this could be bad). I walk over to the service desk after getting my item stamped at the front door with a pink sticker only to see a line of 10-15 people. It is only the 7th of December and there is already a line at the return desk. I waited patently along comes the a lady in her 60′s with a bright purple jacket with neon pink glasses and short hair died fiery red about a month ago because I could see her dark roots. She seemed happy because she kept whistling, humming and sometimes singing loud enough for the two people in front of me to hear. At first I didn’t think about what she was whistling I thought maybe it is a christmas song or a song on the radio until she got to the chorus and starting singing “America! America! … God shed His grace on thee, … And crown thy good with brotherhood…”. The true Walmart experience was complete, a 20 min line in front of a lady with neon ping glasses singing America the Beautiful . What’s your craziest Walmart story? Click on comment below and tell us your story.
I also happened to see Santa Clause picking up some cold medicine. My iPhone was going kinda slow so this is the best image I could get.

on December 8th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Here in Polk County Florida, my favorite Walmart expereince was when I saw a family buy camo gear with their two kids running around without chirts or shoes, the youngest in only his diaper. They kep talking about going hunting for aligators. (Apparently it was aligator season) It was totally weird, but to top it off the woman (who was missing teeth and of abundant size) wanted to try on swim suits. I don’t go to Walmart anymore.